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ultrafacts:

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lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

veracrossing:

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

veracrossing:

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

ryu-gemini:

uncensoredhijabii:

kingjaffejoffer:


Husain Abdullah received an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for praying on Monday. [Yahoo]

This is probably going to be a big deal tomorrow. The NFL can’t do anything right this year. 

it is a big deal, how many times has tebow kneeled down? Has he ever been penalized? No. Bullshit. Then they have the audacity to be calling it excessive celebration, screw the NFL. Let a white Christian male kneel down and protect his ass, create a movement and call it tebowing, but once a Black Muslim Male does it, it’s flagged. IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL IT’S NO LONGER INVOLVING A WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE BUT RATHER A BLACK MUSLIM. LOAD OF B.S.

Juuussst gonna put this here.
[NFL Admits Mistake in Penalizing Husain Abdullah for Religious Celebration]
An update on the situation.

ryu-gemini:

uncensoredhijabii:

kingjaffejoffer:

Husain Abdullah received an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for praying on Monday. [Yahoo]

This is probably going to be a big deal tomorrow. The NFL can’t do anything right this year.

it is a big deal, how many times has tebow kneeled down? Has he ever been penalized? No. Bullshit. Then they have the audacity to be calling it excessive celebration, screw the NFL. Let a white Christian male kneel down and protect his ass, create a movement and call it tebowing, but once a Black Muslim Male does it, it’s flagged. IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL IT’S NO LONGER INVOLVING A WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE BUT RATHER A BLACK MUSLIM. LOAD OF B.S.

Juuussst gonna put this here.

[NFL Admits Mistake in Penalizing Husain Abdullah for Religious Celebration]

An update on the situation.

  • Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
  • Me: *breathes*
  • Mom: no

twerkingderp:

iconic

(Source: totalparksandrec)

kisa-me:

i think ive watched enough anime to know how to fight

spcsnaptags:

wolvensnothere:

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

(Source: fyspringfield.com)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

subliminalmusings:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

THAT’S IT. I AM DONE. DON’T EVEN TRY TO ATTEMPT OTHER SCIENCE PUNS YOU LITERALLY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TOP THIS ONE.

On the second day of school in my forensic class, on the broad was the root word Fune meaning death and for an example funeral. So naturally when my teacher asked if there was any questions, i raised my hand and said “It’s not a question but i put the fun in funeral” My teacher laughed and then responded and said ” I bet you were dying to say that”  They other students are either laughing or groaning but the kid in front of me says “This hurts my humerus ”  That’s when i realized that this was going to be the best class ever. 

itsstuckyinmyhead:

subliminalmusings:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

THAT’S IT. I AM DONE. DON’T EVEN TRY TO ATTEMPT OTHER SCIENCE PUNS YOU LITERALLY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TOP THIS ONE.

On the second day of school in my forensic class, on the broad was the root word Fune meaning death and for an example funeral. So naturally when my teacher asked if there was any questions, i raised my hand and said “It’s not a question but i put the fun in funeral” My teacher laughed and then responded and said ” I bet you were dying to say that”  They other students are either laughing or groaning but the kid in front of me says “This hurts my humerus ”  That’s when i realized that this was going to be the best class ever. 

airaysickle:

intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now

airaysickle:

intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now