Enjoy

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles)

Anonymous asked:

Do you even read Deadpool comics?

xeniawarriorprincesa:

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No.

mishasminions:

ink-n-severedties:

toteardown:

cratenculture:

One of the TRUEST things I’ve ever came across.

Always reblog.

Wow

THIS IS THE GREATEST SPEECH EVER WRITTEN

(Source: god-body)

whatswrongwithbeingalittleinsane:

mariajma:

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spazztrick:

madman-and-still-not-ginger:

Team free will

Someone please draw Sam spread over the bottom bunk and Dean and Cas smushed on the top one.

I will do it when I finish paper


Here you go friends

What if in the middle of the night, the person on top just yells out ‘COWABUGA!!!’ and rolls over and falls right between the two people on the bottom

whatswrongwithbeingalittleinsane:

mariajma:

mariajma:

spazztrick:

madman-and-still-not-ginger:

Team free will

Someone please draw Sam spread over the bottom bunk and Dean and Cas smushed on the top one.

I will do it when I finish paper

Here you go friends

What if in the middle of the night, the person on top just yells out ‘COWABUGA!!!’ and rolls over and falls right between the two people on the bottom

(Source: wilkieway)

camel-eyelashes:

watering plants is so stressful like you can’t ask them if they need more or less? like is this enough for you, oh is this too much or do you need more water to grow, are you thirsty, shit are you drowning can you answer me   P LE ASE

(Source: camel-eyelashes)

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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officialschool:

me as a detective

(Source: thepugman360)

seedy:

HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO 

stvky:

rainymeadows:

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.

Sirens that help people with sex addiction